Ever since NORAD started tracking us.
Ever since that close call with a 747.
Since Donner stuck his nose in … there!….
“Well, you see, it involved a no-fly zone and a squadron of F-16s…”
Ever since I ran over grandma.
Since the last time i closed a pub.
Somewhere, Erica Jong is smiling.
It’s not so much the flying but knowing I gotta land that worries me. I, can stick the landing but those idiots behind me are not paying attention and run me over.. and that includes that huge sleigh with fatso on it.
Never mind about flying, what about hunting season!
Rudy’s nose don’t look so bright…!!
In fact he has to get lit before he’ll fly.
It started at the Reindeer Games……
Since Santa began hitting the bottle.
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
David_the_CAD 10 months ago
Ever since NORAD started tracking us.
mischugenah 10 months ago
Ever since that close call with a 747.
Farside99 10 months ago
Since Donner stuck his nose in … there!….
jaydogg187 10 months ago
“Well, you see, it involved a no-fly zone and a squadron of F-16s…”
nosirrom 10 months ago
Ever since I ran over grandma.
russef 10 months ago
Since the last time i closed a pub.
sarah413 Premium Member 10 months ago
Somewhere, Erica Jong is smiling.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 10 months ago
It’s not so much the flying but knowing I gotta land that worries me. I, can stick the landing but those idiots behind me are not paying attention and run me over.. and that includes that huge sleigh with fatso on it.
rbullfogg 10 months ago
Never mind about flying, what about hunting season!
wildlandwaters 10 months ago
Rudy’s nose don’t look so bright…!!
cuzinron47 10 months ago
In fact he has to get lit before he’ll fly.
raybarb44 10 months ago
It started at the Reindeer Games……
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
Since Santa began hitting the bottle.