Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 19, 2023

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    David_the_CAD  about 1 year ago

    Ever since NORAD started tracking us.

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    mischugenah  about 1 year ago

    Ever since that close call with a 747.

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    Farside99  about 1 year ago

    Since Donner stuck his nose in … there!….

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    jaydogg187  about 1 year ago

    “Well, you see, it involved a no-fly zone and a squadron of F-16s…”

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    nosirrom  about 1 year ago

    Ever since I ran over grandma.

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    russef  about 1 year ago

    Since the last time i closed a pub.

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    sarah413 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Somewhere, Erica Jong is smiling.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It’s not so much the flying but knowing I gotta land that worries me. I, can stick the landing but those idiots behind me are not paying attention and run me over.. and that includes that huge sleigh with fatso on it.

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    rbullfogg  about 1 year ago

    Never mind about flying, what about hunting season!

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 year ago

    Rudy’s nose don’t look so bright…!!

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    In fact he has to get lit before he’ll fly.

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    raybarb44  about 1 year ago

    It started at the Reindeer Games……

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    Since Santa began hitting the bottle.

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