There may not be a 106th. Heck, there may not be a 105th.
If he wants it that fast, she’s probably on her last legs.
Does he have a cake pan big enough for all the candles?
Then you should have put your order in 104 years ago!
He should have ordered a day ahead and he wouldn’t be in this problem. Or he could pick out a cake in the refrigerator that bakeries have.
A large flat one, with room for a case of candles. None of this one big candle thing for me. Smoke detectors at the ready. Flame on!
Simple: one two layer chocolate cake with chocolate icing, one big candle, for the hundred, and 5 little candles for the five years.
What a moron, Order the cake in plenty of time, just don’t have them put Happy Birthday on it until you get ready to pick it up. That way no matter what happens the cake is good to go.
…and if she doesn’t make it to 105, well, more cake for him!
Today is President Kennedy’s birthday. He would have been 107.
He needs it “Stat!”
I can understand why he didn’t order it ahead of time, he was surprised she made it far.
Safeway to the rescue…
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
jaydogg187 about 1 month ago
There may not be a 106th. Heck, there may not be a 105th.
therese_callahan2002 about 1 month ago
If he wants it that fast, she’s probably on her last legs.
nosirrom about 1 month ago
Does he have a cake pan big enough for all the candles?
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
Then you should have put your order in 104 years ago!
saylorgirl about 1 month ago
He should have ordered a day ahead and he wouldn’t be in this problem. Or he could pick out a cake in the refrigerator that bakeries have.
goboboyd about 1 month ago
A large flat one, with room for a case of candles. None of this one big candle thing for me. Smoke detectors at the ready. Flame on!
preacherman Premium Member about 1 month ago
Simple: one two layer chocolate cake with chocolate icing, one big candle, for the hundred, and 5 little candles for the five years.
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago
What a moron, Order the cake in plenty of time, just don’t have them put Happy Birthday on it until you get ready to pick it up. That way no matter what happens the cake is good to go.
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
…and if she doesn’t make it to 105, well, more cake for him!
j.l.farmer about 1 month ago
Today is President Kennedy’s birthday. He would have been 107.
Norris66 about 1 month ago
He needs it “Stat!”
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
I can understand why he didn’t order it ahead of time, he was surprised she made it far.
raybarb44 about 1 month ago
Safeway to the rescue…