Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 04, 2015
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Elvis: The People bought a bird magnet. Lupin: This bird magnet is very strong. Elvis: What is this thing? What's the point? Lupin: I don't know, but the Man is recharging the magnet with peanut butter and sand. Puck: I enjoy watching the bird magnet. Elvis: ... Better things to do than looking at the birds all day.... Puck: If not for this glass, I would be a mighty hunter. Woman: I think the boys like the new feeder! Man: Looks like they're not the only ones! Tommy: Don't be shy! There are plenty of belly rubs to go around! Tee hee Tee hee Elvis: GET AWAY FROM OUR BIRDS!!!
The only problem with bird feeders is that sometimes they become bear feeders. Don’t ask how I know this.