Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 14, 2015

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Lupin: The Baby is finally asleep, which means it's time for.... Lupin: NAPTIME CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING!! Elvis: I'M THE PRINCE OF POUNCE, THE DUKE OF PUKE, THE SIAMESE YOU CANNOT PLEASE, MOMMY'S SPECIAL BOY, ELVIS! AND I'M COMING FOR YOU, LUPIN! Lupin: Elvis, I'll fight you anytime, anywhere. Outside the nursery door, under the baby's crib, on the baby's bookcase, YOU NAME IT! Puck: Looks like this is going to be quite a match, folks. Elvis: Ready when you are... Lupin: I'm ready now. Elvis: Whenever you want to go. Lupin: Still ready. Elvis: ... Get ready SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP Puck: KITTY ELBOW CATCH SWING Puck: FELINE REWIND SLAM RATTLE RATTLE Puck: FUZZY FLOP CRASH TUMBLE TUMBLE Puck: Lupin's got Mommy's Special Boy in some kind of sleeper hold! No telling what's coming next! KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK Woman: Guys, SERIOUSLY?!! Lupin: It's just pretend!