Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 11, 2015
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Transcript:
Lupin: Reports of Slander are coming in from the living room. Lupin: Elvis, what have you heard? Elvis: Lupin, ordinarily I don't come out from behind the couch when there's company. but viewers need to hear this. Visitor: Don't let the cats near the Baby! They'll steal his breath! Puck: What? Why would we do that? Lupin: Lady, don't flatter yourself. I have my own breath. Lupin: I breathe it all the time. Elvis: Oh, yeah, I'm totally going to steal the Baby's breath... RIGHT AFTER I CURSE THIS SPINDLE FOR HIM TO PRICK HIS FINGER ON. Puck: Do I look like an old Siberian witch? Elvis: BE RIGHT BACK, BUILDING A TOWER TO IMPRISON THE BABY. Woman: Um, thanks, but ah, I think that's just an old wives tale.... Puck: CN news, Ma'am... Do I look like I live in a gingerbread house in the woods? Elvis: WHY WOULD I EVEN GO NEAR THE BABY
Stealing the baby’s breath is an old wives tale that comes about from the fact that a cat is curious about the stale milk smell of a baby’s breath. They sniff around the kid’s mouth trying to figure out the smell. It’s perfectly natural and harmless. I’m surprised that anyone in this day and age would still believe that nonsense.