Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 28, 2016

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Lupin: The Toddler is sick. Elvis: Lupin, it's important to remember Toddlers mostly just peanut butter and germs to begin with. Puck: And popsicles. Lupin: Puck! Get out of there! It's not safe! Puck: Don't be ridiculous. He needs me. Toddler: Mow Mow Elvis: Sticky fingers, sneezing in your face, boogers everywhere- and that's at 100% health. When a Toddler gets sick, the germ levels are off the chart. NEWS Headline: TOESIES KEPT ROASTY . PEOPLE FEEL HEALTHY AND STRONG WHEN THEY'RE THE BIG SPOON Puck: I don't care, Elvis. Puck: I can save him. Woman: Aw, is your friend Pucky keeping you company? Toddler: Mow mow! Mow Mow, Mow Mow! Puck: Though you may be little, even now you have the power with you to be... The biggest spoon! NEWS Headline: GERM LEVELS STABILIZING Elvis: I don't care how inspiring this is, I'm not going near them.