Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 01, 2016
January 28, 2016
February 04, 2016
Transcript:
Lupin: There's been a hairball. Puck: Puck here, not far from the grim scene where authorities have covered the hairball with an absorbent sheet. Puck: Authorities are urging locals to keep their distance. Woman: No, no! Yucky! Toddler: Down! DOWN! Lupin: This brings the year's hairball count to 6, up 30% from last year. Woman: What is the rug coming to? Puck: Early reports are claiming the hair was not really black, not exactly white- Puck: ....More of a beige... Elvis: OH NO, this isn't getting pinned on me! Elvis: Just because it's beige doesn't mean it was me. It could have been someone who GROOMED me. Lupin: So, in exchange for grooming you, we get blamed for your gross hairballs? Elvis: I only meant- Lupin: No, just so we're clear- Elvis: I wouldn't DO something like that! Puck: It's only natural for tempers to flare when there's a hairball- Lupin: Well, Elvis, this is one cat who is never grooming you again. Elvis: EVERYTHING I DO IS DIGNIFIED! Lupin: Then good luck trying to lick the back of your own head!
When we had a dog, I never had to clean the litterbox. My DH called what the dog ate “litter pops.”