Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 11, 2016

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Lupin: The People have abandoned the children! Puck: Lupin, the People were last seen all dressed up, acting excited for something called "Day Night?" NEWS Headline: ACTUALLY, IT'S CALLED "DATE NIGHT" Puck: And the Intruder is back. Puck: It's believed she's here to feed the children, but all of this food is plastic. It's decoy food. Puck: The pizza has googly eyes. Elvis: Lupin, it must be nice to just leave the house whenever you feel like it. Elvis: SOME of us have RESPONSIBILITIES. Lupin: Are the People expected back? Elvis: From the "Day-Night?" No, it's pretty apparent the People went crazy. NEWS Headline: DEFINITELY "DATE NIGHT" . 'T' IS NOT SILENT Lupin: We meet again.... Elvis: Is the play food really not bothering anyone else?! The Intruder: (RING RING) Hello? ...Hi! Yeah, we're having a GREAT time! The Intruder: "Mr. Pizza's Best Friend Buffet" is a big hit! He loves them! The Intruder: Now will you relax already? Just enjoy yourselves! We're getting along great! Lupin: (Heart) Elvis: HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING IN?!