Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 19, 2016

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Lupin: And now for Puck's next tip! Take it away, Pucky! Puck: Not now, Lupin. I've misplaced something very important to me. Elvis: The station got a letter. Puck: Bottle brush trees add a festive touch to your mantle. Puck: And keep your teeth clean and breath fresh after holiday meals! Lupin: (BITE BITE CRUNCH BITE) Elvis: CHEW CHEW CHEW Lupin: BREAKING CAT NEWS: We have received a ransom note! NEWS Headline: BUZZY MOUSE HOSTAGE Ransom Note: If you ever want to see Buzzy Mouse AGAIN, leave a cheese wheel by the Christmas TREE AT MIDNIGHT. COME ALONE. NEWS Headline: CHRISTMAS IN CRISIS. BUZZY MOUSE Elvis: Don't you worry, Puck! We're going to get to the bottom of this! Puck?....Puck? (CRUNCH) Tommy: Puck? Tommy here, where if there's anything we can do to help- Burt: Thomas, Shh! Tommy: We will do so, quietly! Burt: You'll want to look into the Robber Mice gang. NEWS Headline: WHAT IS A CHEESE WHEEL? Elvis: The who's-a-thing-now? Burt: Alice, Violet, Natasha, and Agnes. They steal anything they can carry. Alice and Agnes are sisters. We've dealt with 'em on the farm for a while. Burt: You have too, believe it or not. Man: Honey, have you seen my pen? Natasha: Ready! Alice: Pull! Elvis and Lupin: WHAT! Elvis: Puck? Puck, we're going to get him back. Puck: I didn't do anything to them.... Elvis: Puck? Puck: I didn't do anything to them. Puck: ....Yet. (SNAP) Puck: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS REVENGE!