Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 28, 2016
Transcript:
Lupin: The new plant is armed and dangerous. Elvis: Lupin, Elvis here, live next to the plant. Elvis: Who is a jerk. Puck: So many teeth.... Lupin: Viewers may be comforted to know the new plant only attacks when provoked. Elvis: (SNIFF) OW (SNI-) OW (SNIFF, SNIF-) SON OF CAT Tommy: Tommy here. Has anyone tried leaving it alone? Elvis: NO!
“What kind of plant is it, Elvis?”“OW!!! Cat darn it! Pain in the—”“There you have it, folks. It’s a cat cuss.”