Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 04, 2016

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Lupin: We have a correction on that last headline... There may be SOMETHING outside/ NEWS headline: WINTER "SNOW" HAS ERASED EVERYTHING OUTSIDE. THERE'S SNOW MORE, EVERYTHING GONE. Puck: Man? Man? It was right here, Man. Man: What is it, Pucky? Woman: I think there's a cat outside. Man: What makes you say that? Woman: Just a feeling I have. Lupin: This just in: The Man is going out into the wintery void! Puck: Protective gear is crucial in the void. Man: I don't see any- Wait... Beatrix: Oh, hello....Bit cold out.... Man: Aw, geeze. Beatrix: How about...this weather... Puck: Man? Can we get a comment? Man? Man: I wonder how long she's been outside. Woman: Oh no! I'll call Tommy's owner! She rescues kitties at the shelter! Lupin: Man? CN news, Man? Woman:...Yes, we have her next to the radiator...Are you sure? The roads are so bad! Walking? Really? You wouldn't mind? When do you think you would-(DING DONG) Tommy and Sophie's Owner: LET'S SAVE A CAT!