Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 21, 2016
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Transcript:
Lupin: Peep toads are out! Elvis: We go now live to Tommy! Tommy: Elvis, peep toads are nature's car alarm! (Peep, Peep, Peep) Tommy: They set each other off for hours and their beauty is deafening. (Peep, Peep, Peep) Puck: On warm nights when the peep toads are out, I like to press my nose to the screen and contemplate the majesty of nature. Puck: Sigh. (Peep, Peep, Peep, Peep) (Peep, Peep) Beatrix: Cocoa run! Elvis: How do you keep getting outside?! Beatrix: A lady never tells! Beatrix: Cocoa? Trevor: Oh, ah-no. Thank you. Dogs can't eat chocolate. Beatrix: Is that like a dog-religion thing? Beatrix: Oh. My. Cat. Don't answer that! You do not owe me an explanation! Beatrix: Tea? Trevor: I'd like that. Thank you. Lupin: I guess peep toads are alright, but I prefer these Christmas light bugs. Lupin: Makes you wonder where they're going. Puck: Yeah. Toads: Peep, Peep, Peep, Peep
That woodland shindig reminds me of a song from my childhood that starts off like this….
Frog went a courtin’ and he did ride, uh-huh Frog went a courtin’ and he did ride, uh-huh Frog went a courtin’ and he did ride With a sword and a pistol by his side, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
He rode right up to Miss Mousie’s door, uh-huhHe rode right up to Miss Mousie’s door, uh-huhHe rode right up to Miss Mousie’s doorGave three loud raps, and a very big roar, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.He said, "Miss Mouse, will you marry me? uh-huhHe said, "Miss Mouse, will you marry me? uh-huhHe said, "Miss Mouse, will you marry me?And oh so happy we will be, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.