Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 22, 2016

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Lupin: Elvis has put in the bedroom and that can mean only one thing... Lupin: Company! Book Store Woman: ... I've been thinking about Beatrix since my last visit. Woman: She's great, right? Beatrix: Hi! Puck: Puck here, live from under the table. Lupin: I've gone invisible to get closer to the story! Book Store Woman: I need a book store cat. Duties include greeting guests, overseeing day to day operations and light rodent security. What do you say? are you up for it? Beatrix: A full time position? IN THIS ECONOMY?! Beatrix: And I'm already acquainted with the local rodent criminal masterminds! Book Store Woman: Are you sure? Woman: Yeah... We're only supposed to have two cats in this apartment as it is. We had to get special permission for Lupin. (SNAP, CRASH) Woman: And Lupin's like owning five cats. Lupin: WHAT HAPPENED? Book Store Woman: Well... She won't be far! And I'd still need you to watch when I go out of town? Woman: It's a deal! I'll call our friend at Quinn Shelter to make it official! Book Store Woman: Pending Trevor agrees, of course. Elvis: Elvis, live from the bedroom where I am typing an excellent letter of recommendation... Elvis: But the inferior screen keeps going blurry.