Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 22, 2016

Transcript:

Elvis: Elvis here, coming to you live at the scene where Lupin is stuck in a drawer. Lupin? What's it like in there? Lupin: Elvis, I'm in a mystical cavern deep in the kitchen. Elvis: A drawer? Lupin: No, Elvis. The drawer was just a way in... I've discovered an interconnected series of cupboards stretching the entire expanse of the kitchen! Puck: Puck here, live with a witness to Lupin's disappearance... Sir, what did you see? Elvis: Stop it. Lupin: I'm passing under the sink... can you still hear me? GASP...My God. It's beautiful. Woman: Oh, dang it. Man: What? Woman: Lupin chewed a hole through the kibble bag. Lupin: Put me back! Puck: Puck here, live with a witness to Lupin's reappearance. sir, what did you see?