Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 29, 2016
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Transcript:
Lupin: The Woman is reporting in the Nursery. Puck, what's the latest? Puck: Lupin, I'm reporting live from where the Woman is reporting live on cat and People happenings. I just listened in on an important broadcast detailing kittens losing their mittens. Lupin: Kittens losing their mittens? Oh no- Puck: Recently a cat played a fiddle to commemorate a cow scaling the moon- Elvis: Oh, of all the ridiculous - Puck: It's right here in print, Elvis. Elvis: This is just more cow propaganda! Puck: According to this report, everybody poops. Elvis: Well, I don't. Puck: Says here a cat married an owl- Lupin: Married a what? Let me see! Elvis: Given the brightly colored pictures and outrageous claims, these are clearly just tabloids!
Elvis doesn’t poop? Maybe that’s why he’s so grumpy at times.