Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 05, 2016
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November 06, 2016
Transcript:
Lupin: CN news investigative report: Why does the water in people glasses taste so much better? Elvis: For reasons unknown, 90% of cats prefer to sneak sips from people glasses 100% of the time. Puck: I am inexplicably drawn to all drinking glasses. Elvis: As this chart demonstrates, both are filled by the metal snake foundation in the kitchen. Lupin: Could the cone- like shape of the people glass somehow concentrate the deliciousness? Elvis: My theory precisely. Puck: Oh my God. Oh my God-SEND HELP! Man: It's full! See? Woman: Then why is Puck so thirsty?
Why is your cat outside at all? This is never a good idea on many levels.