Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 09, 2016

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Puck: And we're back in 3...2...1... Lupin: Welcome back! Let's jump into tonight's news. The People are missing...Elvis? Elvis: Lupin, the People have been gone for two days. I know because I have been keeping track on the couch. Two. Whole. Days. Elvis, could you back off camera two? I know you're angry, but- I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed. Puck: Lupine, evidence points to the People's likely return. One: Witnessed have quoted the Man said they'd "be right back". Two: They left an unnecessary amount of food and water. Elvis: Lupin, I'm getting reports that someone pulled down all the curtains. Puck: Lupin, sources indicate we have enough food for 6 weeks. But then I ate all the plants. Lupin: For cat's sake, will you two cool it? Puck: Can I interest you in a colander full of kibble?