Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 10, 2016

Transcript:

Elvis: There's an intruder in the kitchen. Puck: Elvis, witnesses heard the intruder say she was here to "sit on cats". Or something like that... Either way, this reporter is under the bed. Lupin: CN news cupboard exclusive: the intruder is topping off our food. Pretty considerate for an introduer, actually... Intruder: Aw! Aren't you cute? Lupin: Ma'am. Elvis: I've made my way to the tower and I am prepared to defend the living room. I plan to strike at People's most vulnerable point! Intruder: Ow! #*@! You must be Elvis. Elvis: How do you know my name?