Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 02, 2019

The Red Dot! Bwahahaha!!!!! I literally laughed out loud.

Best. Wrestling names. EVER.

Hi, Tommy Bee! Glad you could join us. :D

So Tabitha really has caught the red dot!

“Shoo-wee, you hurt me like a bee, a bumble bee, an evil bumble bee”

OMC, I hope some cat has the video camera operating for this.

“The Red Dot” – oh my word, I thought Sir Fig couldn’t get any more adorable. I may have actually said “squee”, you guys. Oh no. I’m so sorry, Ceiling Champions: you’re precious.

The Ceiling Champions look pretty awesome! So excited for this upcoming Sunday!

“Ariba! Booyaka!”

I thought Figaro Newton was a tuxie, and I expected more black fur on the sides of his body.

During the breaks in the wrestling action, we’ll update you with some “Jai alai” highlights from the frontons in Hartford, Conn. and Newport, RI.

Oh my! Get your tickets now for the Heck on the Deck event with a cast of international and local wrestlers. DON’T WAIT, as all the tickets will be gone for sure with this incredible cast of participants.

Here is the SPOILER ZONE

Oh, great. Now we’ve got masked Mexican wrestlers. This does not bode well.

And that bee costume looks awfully familiar. Didn’t I see it on one of the babies?

Oh! La Dama Dragón! Squeeeeee! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I love it you beautiful, dangerous queen! :D Look at those outstretched wings! Mommy’s Special Boy is in for a real challenge! And Tommy as a bee never fails to totally melt my heart like butter on a hot croissant. ♥

Why do some of you invoke the names of Tabitha and Sir Figaro? We can’t tell who these masked wrestlers are, and will not know unless they get unmasked during the match.

Tommy B Good!

What? Who oh who are these masked hoodlums?!

Arriba andale yepa yepa andale arriba!

Next week, the Kitties do La Boheme!

Will “Heck on the Deck” turn out to ‘bee’ BCW’s first ever “Tag Team” event? Tune in this Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! to find out! Because none of us are allowed on the porch! ‘Bee’ there!

Yeah, you better smooch that belt while you still got it Leapin Lupin.

I’m wondering whether the antics will get loud enough that the People will need to get out the No-No Squirt Bottle!

LADIES AND GENTLECATS….LET’S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMMMMBBBLLLEEE!

Really not a fan of wrestling, at least the human kind. But I can’t wait for Heck On The Deck.

WWC meets Gato Libre?

BAM, WHOMP, THUMP, THWACK, HISS, GROWL

All the thrills. All the chills. All the take down action. Coming to you live. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Don’t miss it, folks. It’s the BCW Naptime Wrestling Event. HECK ON THE DECK.

It is just one adventure after the other with these cats. Love it.

Oh. My. Cat. [I’m getting popcorn and sitting in the corner, well away from the fray.]

More people are probably following this than Impact Wrestling.

We have, of course, seen that Lady Dragon before. Don’t recall if El Punta Rojo was in that costume for the particular poster.

Ah! The Red Dot! No worthier opponent exists for Tabath-excuse me-the Lady Dragon!!!!!

Maybe If the ceiling champions win they’ll face each other, and maybe the lady dragon will CATCH the red dot off guard…

I dunno about the Red Dot, but the Lady Dragon can kick serious tail, I bet!

My money’s on the Dragon Lady.

Can I just quickly step in here, pick Tommy Bee up and hug him?

OMC he’s so adorable!

To Bee or not to Bee. That is the question.

I’ve always wondered what does those little i’s before the words mean in Spanish text. Maybe some amigos over here can help a poor bear understand what it’s all about?

Dun dun dun!

Tommy must be Cassias Clay – he is ready to sing like a BEE

The story line and “Wrestlemania” are in sync but does that mean one of our cats is retiring from wrestling like Kurt Angle?

I LOVE THIS!!!

Oh, come on! It has to be Tabitha and El Fig. He will get you in a Spinning Toe Hold and she will apply the Death Cross. Match over.

The fur is gonna fly ‘fur’ sure!

Heads up! Lupin is on the GoComics home page banner today with an important annoucement!

I wonder if Kit Chase will make an appearance as HBK….heartbreak kitty…

So I was wrong. This does not mean that I am disappointed at all!

It is fitting that we have just finished watching the first three “Rocky” movies. Que “Eye of the Tiger!”

We are missing someone…

The Cuddle-Puff of Courage!

The Kitty without pity!

The Furr-Ball of Fury!

The Cat of Cataclysm!

Yes Ladies and Gentlecats…I give you… Beatrix The Destroyer of Worlds!

If the Ceiling Cat Tag Team is/are potential ‘villains’ their manager should be Captain Mew Albano!

i can’t stand the thought of any of our beloved furrballs losing…

It’s going to be a grudge match if Elvis suits up. The0bad blood between him and la Dama Dragon.

Elvis escapes! (for a few hours). He must have read the Christmas special. This just in from Georgia on Facebook. I’m quoting it here for those who are Facebookless.“We had a big scare last night, when life imitated art and Elvis got out and vanished for a few hours! The Man got home from work, walked through the door and asked, “Did Elvis get outside?”“Noooo,” I said.“Well, I just saw a Siamese dash around the back of the house.”He went back out, I began to turn the house upside down (as Puck, Lupin, Goldie looked on) then the Boy called from the living room window, “Elvis just ran across the front yard!” Cut to us walking up and down our street, shaking treats, calling for Elvis, trying to make whipped cream can sounds (a sound he usually comes running for). Our dear neighbor friends Kari, Jeff, and Jayne joined in the search (Kari and Jeff with flashlights once it got dark, Jayne with texts of support and promises to put chicken out for him, to hopefully lure him to her porch).The Man spotted him by our trash, then he was gone again. We all narrowed our search to the backyard. The Man and I checked under the shed probably 8-9 times and could not spot anything, but our neighbor Jeff had a hunch he just had to be under there. While we hunted through the ivy and brambles, Jeff got into the underbrush behind the shed and called to us, “Yep—there he is! I see his fuzzy butt!” I shined the flashlight in from the side, and sure enough—there was a tiny dip in the earth and Elvis was all curled up behind it. We never would have seen him from straight on. The Man traded places with Jeff and then I traded places with the Man, being the one person who can handle Elvis without being scratched to pieces.I got my hands under the shed, up to my shoulders in ivy, blackberry brambles, spiders, and Cat knows what else, talking to him quietly and got him into my hands. We both sat there for a few minutes, with me talking to him and promis

This is going to be EPIC! Especially if they wake the baby.

Don’t care what Lisa says. Halloween is going to be graced with little kitty wrestling outfits.

DING! DING! And they’re off!

Love the diagonal split in panel 1. Not sure if I’ve ever seen that in a comic before.

>^.,.^<

Figaro is so cute!!!!

So this is what Tabby meant when she told Elvis that she “caught the red dot” during their first encounter in the laundry room.