Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for August 04, 2020

Aw, sad Pucky ears. I am touched. But it looks like there may be hope for a miraculous recovery!

I think Lupin is innocent…. oh, and Goldy will prove it!

Short n stout looks like the owl in the old Tootsie Pop commercial. Such a loss.

Ohhh, The Woman is really p*ssed off:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Whosnext.jpg

Reminds me of:

I’m a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle, and here is my…..other handle, darn it, I’m a sugar bowl.

Having a reputation is a heavy burden.

The parliament of owls is now short of a quorum! May Short and Stout rest in peace rather than pieces.

Local owl vases. I knew there was more than one!♥

Funny, I am reading this while a courtroom procedural is playing out in the background. Deny, deny, deny.

I think the boy might have pulled a fast one. Lupin is usually proud of his “adventures” with crockery.

Looks like a collection of Owl Vases. But Short ‘n Stout was especially loved by all. “A Living Room Mourns.” That tells all so succinctly…..Will the woman be able to glue our favorite back together? And is Lupin the guilty party!? Stay ‘tooned.

For the toe bean addicts, a clouded leopard paw:

https://i.imgur.com/xoC5a8n.jpg

Do I see a tear dropping from Elvis’ eye, while the other vases wonder whether they, too, are doomed?

Oh, she’s not offering her services? He’s going to have to ask?

I think he means gerbera daisies.

I used to collect owls, different sizes, different materials.

“Local owl vases.” What an original turn of phrase! Likely never uttered before. Ah, the joy of creativity, and how fun to be creative with language.

I’m wondering if Goldie accidentally did it and is hiding ‘cause she’s afraid of being turned out? I mean, she’s usually right there with her notebook as soon as a mystery appears

In a house of four cats and two children, their dreadful doom is owlvase close. Even the owlmighty lord cannot prevent their definite doom.

What if Goldie clears Lupin and they become friends instead of frenemies. Time will tell!

#dailyhugzforladycat

I’ve been watching my Twin Peaks DVDs. “The owls are not what they seem.”

Nor are the cows

The Boys should be wearing black, mourning bands on their shirt sleeves.

I can just picture the Woman in surgical scrubs bending over a table, intently working on Short N Stout -

Woman extending her hand, palm up: Super Glue!

Man slapping a tube of glue onto her palm: Super Glue!

Woman after applying a layer of glue to an edge: Sponge!

Man leaning in ready to dab up drips: Sponge!

Woman after anxiously working a while: Wipe my forehead!

Man bending closer and delicately dabbing with a tissue: Wiping Forehead!

Looks like owl of em are blaming Lupin. But I don’t think it’s right to owlways blame poor Lupin.

I owlmost thought Lupin did it too, but then I remembered that it’s not right to come to a conclusion without investigating owl the other suspects.

Owl just say owl be darned of someone else did it!

I hope ya owl aren’t getting owl mad at me for owl these owlful puns.

Short N Stout, awww! They named it after me! I feel so honored!

Owlright. I know ya owl are owlready owltogether mad at owl these owlsome puns. But I just have to say one thing to Puck and Elvis.

C’mon, fellers. You shouldn’t give up on your pal Lupin. What happened to owl that friendship and camaraderie if yours? You were like the Three Mewkittyers. Whatever happened to all that “one for owl and owl for one” pledge of yours?

They (the People) should use the pieces in a craft project, such as making a garden stone or mosaic tabletop.

If only we had a Detective to investigate???

Sorry, folks. I’m owl bored today and just wanted to have some pun.

Let us keep silence for a moment for poor Owl Joleson. No wait, let’s sing a song instead, in his memory. After all, he loved to singa.

Love the “WHOOO’S Next?” An LOL moment. :-)

Time to bring in C.S.I. – Ceramic Smashed Investigations

And The Who playing in the background of course!

I think it was a mouse.

Okay, okay. I’m done having some pun.

Th-the-th-the-th-the-That’s Owl Folks!

There may be many twists and turns, but in the end owl’s well that ends well!

Pointing a paw never ends well.

We’re having a flap

we can’t work out

Because you’re hissing at me, Elvis

Why can’t you see

What you’re doing to me

When you don’t believe a word I say?

We can’t go on together

with suspicious minds (with suspicious minds)

And we’ll be sad forever

with suspicious minds

So, if an old vase we know

should smash down below

Would I still see suspicion in your eyes?

Here we go again

asking where I’ve been

You can’t see I’m being real, not lying

(No, not lying)

We can’t have fun together

with suspicious minds (with suspicious minds)

And we can’t trust each other

with suspicious minds

[suspicious minds written By Mark James]

I see Lupin went from outraged innocence yesterday to righteous indignation today. I, like a good many of you, wonder where Goldie is.

OT: Paul’s cremation: It’s going to cost a lot more than I thought for Paul’s cremation. I’ve started a Go Fund Me page to try and help. The link to it is: https://www.gofundme.com/f/kegfr-paul039s-funeral. If anyone can help, it would be greatly appreciated. Thank you all so much.

Do these people like collect owl vases? There are so many, and it’s not like owl vases are very common anyhow.

I’m just wondering that is it wise to keep them at such owltitude.

One of the other owls pushed him off. His stoutness was taking up too much room.

I wonder hoo broke the owl.

Maybe he made too many puns… watch out, Gent! ; )

Whooooooo’s next….almost laughed out loud

Owl just leave the rest in the reply to this one, folks.

They all look like Snowy Owls!

OT: 302, 303, 304…

Oh, Pucky sad ears.

Lupin has a short term memory thing that kicks in st convenient times.

The fact Lupin’s still so adamant about it even now tells me he really is innocent—usually when he’s not, he starts up with the smart-aleck talk by now about how it wasn’t his fault but actually was and stuff like that. A sort of “sorry, not sorry” kind of attitude most of the time, or genuine morose when it was an unintended accident.

Getting neither of that right now, just persistence that he’s innocent.

Of course, we’ll need Goldie to investigate fully to know for sure.

Short and Stout – does he do double duty as a teapot in addition to serving as a flower vase?

Although it was obviously much cleaner than the one in the picture, my parents used to have this toilet seat on the toilet in the half bath in their basement.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/285978645065654247/

Today is:

U.S. Coast Guard Day. A salute to the only military service that has a primary mission of saving lives, though that certainly isn’t their only mission. Here’s to you, Coasties!

National White Wine Day. I’m glad it is no longer “required” to have white wine with seafood or pork—I’ve never had a white wine that didn’t give me an instant headache, sometimes even the smell will set me off. The thought of getting even mildly buzzed on white wine is, frankly, a little nauseating—all the hangover with none of the fun. My opinion of white wine is essentially Sandra Boynton’s opinion of white chocolate and carob. (See Chocolate, the Consuming Passion.)

National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day. The most popular cookie in the US. Invented in 1937 or 1938 by a culinary genius named Ruth Graves Wakefield who owned the Toll House Inn, in Whitman, MS. I have to say that commercial chocolate chip cookies are no comparison to her original recipe, and our modifications blasts those right out of the oven—we use weapons grade semi-sweet and dark chocolate, among other highly classified modifications. And I don’t dare make any more of them until after Thanksgiving. Sigh.

You’re a real hoot, Puck.

Gotta say, bears are known for being PUNgent, and Gent has really outdone himself today.

Anyone in the path of TS Isaias – please be safe!

Lupin does have a record. He may be innocent, but that doesn’t matter.

I can’t wait till Goldie starts her investigation. She will get to the truth, and we’ll all owe Lupin an apology.

Well, the June-July-and now-August bug, the first one I’ve seen this year, finally arrived today and is currently parked on the outside of my living room window screen. Maybe he was delayed by the quarantine…

“A living room mourns”….I just can’t even!!!

Adopt a cat today at yo local cat shelter today!

I’m a little teapot…