Attention!
For another year, this unsatisfactory Universe has been
graciously permitted
to perform its
APPOINTED PURPOSE.
It has sustained and supported the
Glorious Presence
of
SHE-WHOSE-INELUCTABLE-EMINENCE-TRANSCENDS-THE-COMPREHENSION-OF-OTHER-ANIMATE-BEINGS
In recognition of this
Momentous Occasion
unworthy underlings are benevolently enjoined to
tasteful
and
appropriate
CELEBRATIONS and JUBILATIONS.
Noncompliance will not be accepted.
February 26, 2016
Attention!
For another year, this unsatisfactory Universe has been
graciously permitted
to perform its
APPOINTED PURPOSE.
It has sustained and supported the
Glorious Presence
of
SHE-WHOSE-INELUCTABLE-EMINENCE-TRANSCENDS-THE-COMPREHENSION-OF-OTHER-ANIMATE-BEINGS
In recognition of this
Momentous Occasion
unworthy underlings are benevolently enjoined to
tasteful
and
appropriate
CELEBRATIONS and JUBILATIONS.
Noncompliance will not be accepted.