Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 14, 2024

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    McColl34 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Totally NOT worth the risk. Elvis knows whereof he speaks!

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    uncle snipe  7 months ago

    “Nature, you are a foul temptress!” says Elvis the Dignified.

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    Lady Bri  7 months ago

    Never trust inanimate objects that grin . . . they’re up to something! ;P

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    Le'letha Premium Member 7 months ago

    The Plant of Many Teeth made QUITE the impression! Especially as it could talk…

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    WelshRat Premium Member 7 months ago

    Just because they’re non sentient and can’t move doesn’t mean they’re not out to get Elvis.

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    Font Lady Premium Member 7 months ago

    Some lessons are learned the first time.

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    Ruth Brown  7 months ago

    Elvis is so right. Tsk, tsk, tsk for sending a mixed message to the cats.

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    face.less_b  7 months ago

    I believe this is a Venus cat trap cacti

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 7 months ago

    Don’t confuse the cats. They might do a special on you.

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    daDoctah1  7 months ago

    “Trained and taught”? And who exactly did that?

    Around here such training is done by the cactus themselves.

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    Ricky Bennett  7 months ago

    Covered in rope? Well, … aw, skip it…

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    enigmamz  7 months ago

    The light dangling from its head is a dead giveaway.

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    Sue Ellen  7 months ago

    This one is for Sophie. “Loving someone who doesn’t love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more it’s going to hurt.”- Unknown

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  7 months ago

    Aww, it’s just a cactus that lost it’s dentures…like succulents!

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    Gent  7 months ago

    Why would anyone touches a catcus? Nopes. Nopes. Nopes.

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    molliesgirl  7 months ago

    It works for some of us…

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    Kitty Katz  7 months ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    Alice-Ata: Alright, ladies, here’s our plan for today. Agnes, you go to the Cosmo Nursery to interview Trevor-Hotep. Vi, you go to the Royal Pantry to see what Thomios and his crew need. Tash, you go to the harbor to see if the fisher cats have any extra fish. I’ll start gathering material for our next Cheese Taking seminar.

    Agnes-Ata: Sounds like a plan. I know Burt-Ra is going to the Cosmo Nursery today. I’ll just hitch a ride.

    Violet-Ifa: I heard Thomios is planning a fish banquet this week.

    Ta-Natash: That works out fine. Iggy said he’s going out on a fishing run with Fresh and Salty Water Cats today.

    Alice: All right! Let’s get cracking. But remember.

    All: Well never tell!

    Sometime Later, at the Cosmo Nursery

    Agnes: So, Trevor. I understand you have some flora from a far away desert.

    Trevor-Hotep: That’s right, Agnes. I have some Smiling Cactus from the New World.

    Agnes: And where is the New World?

    Trevor: That is a fact lost in futurity. But it has captured the interest of the Artisans.

    Enter Sophititi

    Soph: Hello, Agnes! We’ve been taking notes to recreate a Smiling Cactus sculpture.

    Agnes: Sounds like a worthy endeavor.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 7 months ago

    Cut a length of a piece of 4″×4″ landscape timber and bolted it to a square of wood. Then wrapped rug around it. The cats liked it.

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    Jungle Empress  7 months ago

    Zelda has a spinning toy that looks suspiciously like a cactus. Think I should warn her?

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    bryan42  7 months ago

    Well, this cactus doesn’t look like a jerk. I mean, it is smiling!

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    Katzen1415  7 months ago

    Watch out for carnivorous plants. They can be very tricky.

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    diskus Premium Member 7 months ago

    Mixed messages. Smart kitties.

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    Beware the smiling cactus!

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    cat19632001  7 months ago

    ♪"Smiling faces sometimes pretend to be your friend

    Smiling faces show no traces of the evil that lurks within

    .

    Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes

    They don’t tell the truth

    Smiling faces, smiling faces

    Tell lies and I got proof

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    The truth is in the eyes

    ‘Cause the eyes don’t lie, amen

    Remember

    A smile is just a frown turned upside down

    My friend

    So hear me when I’m saying

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    Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes

    They don’t tell the truth

    Smiling faces, smiling faces

    Tell lies and I got proof"♫

    (Written by: Norman Whitfield, Barrett Strong)

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    Queen of America  7 months ago

    Elvis has a point.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago

    Georgia, in real time the cats would have sniffed, explored, used and now ignored the new scratching posts. They are curious creatures with little patience when something new is introduced.

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    bonita.eley  7 months ago

    Elvis is not the adventurous type!

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    emiesty Premium Member 7 months ago

    Some cacti are the right size for smol owls to nest in … Danger!

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    Caerin Premium Member 7 months ago

    O.T.

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    Rista  7 months ago

    Cats like what they like, hate, fear what they fear and nothing will change their minds but them.

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    As long as it doesn’t scratch back.

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    Sue Ellen  7 months ago

    OT: Missing Person

    Does anybody have a way of contacting @piwismom? It’s been 5 months since she commented. I know she was having health problems.

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    Red Bird  7 months ago

    He’s right, Puck. For all we know, the cactus might launch spines if provoked!

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    Fennec! at the Disco  7 months ago

    OT mixed bag. No death or injury!

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    willie_mctell  7 months ago

    It will devour any cat foolish enough to come within its radius of mastication.

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    metagalaxy1970  7 months ago

    I’ve seen the carrot one.

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    Mathaline  7 months ago

    I love the middle frames close-up of Elvis…back in the boys’ bachelor days LOL

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