Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 21, 2011

You Picked A Fine Time To Leave Me Lucille.

Isn’t Bucky a cat? I never heard of any country songs about a cat dying. Now if it had been a dog, that would belong in a country song.

I wonder what would depict the invention of Rap…shooting cops and beating the hell out of your parol officer?

They could only cut the panel in so many pieces, so they left out the 7 years he was in Folsom prison.

Don’t forget, “She Got the Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft” , “Put Another Log On The Fire”, and “I Like Beer.”

It took a while before I realized that I mis-heard “Lucille”: You picked the wrong time to leave me Lucile. Four hundred children in a house on a hill.

Susan, yeah, something about a man in Reno, wasn’t it?

One of my favorites; Momma Hated Diesels So Bad, by Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen. It’s the funniest sad song I’ve ever heard…

And, doesn’t Lucille have some ‘splainin’ to do?

Shouldn’t it be blues music?

@Hillbillyman:“If Rap is music, then falling off the roof is transportation.”

Too true to be funny.

But is his pickup truck still working?

celecca got it wrong! It’s Four HUNGRY children and a crop in the field. Kenny Rogers is gonna slap you!

“♪ ♫ You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel… four unpaid payments on that truck in the field… I’ve seen some mud times, maybe (!) some fun times… this time the charges won’t heal.You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel”. ♫ ♪

__;ºJ

Need a train and momma or it’s not country music

^ Nah, he’s a Steve Goodman/David Allan Coe fan.SusanSunshine, I’ve always wondered how he ended up in a California state prison for a crime committed in Nevada.

Someone needs a hug.

This has to be one of the funniest discussions of country music that I’ve heard in a long time! Funny2.com / songs.htm (remove spaces) has some great (“worst”) country song titles.

Better known as backwood OR hillbilliy blues.

That’s how the blues got written,too. Such asl “How do You Mend a Broken Heart.”

Where is the train?

That’s a Blues song, really……(no offense for Country lovers)