Plus different substances in Chemistry, and how to suborn a ruling regime in Political Science, and he will object to the way the principal subtracts his authority and the government subtracts his paycheck. Now we need some “U-boat” puns……..
More puns than you can shake a stick at, inspired by today’s strip! Thanks to all of you (and I still want a few “U-boat” puns if anybody has any spare time, lol.
Godfrey —the problem is that there aren’t a lot of homophones for “boats”… and I’m pretty fussy about that…Now, it’s possible that some ancient navies had yew boats, but they wooden be sub standard..that is, they’d be substandard.Even if there were two boats.
Yew was (were?) more commonly in use (yews?) for bows… not boat bows but bows for archers…it’s very flexible… but not flexible enough for wordplay.So, sorry, but I couldn’t nail it.
(OK Susan…. how long can yew stretch this? Time to leaf. )
x_Tech over 12 years ago
Their regular teacher, Mr. Petey Boat, went on a cruise. This new teacher is about to really submerge them in the sea of Mathematics.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Anybody else here who has walked into a room full of torpedoes as a substitute? Do the math….
Pharmakeus Ubik over 12 years ago
Same old game of sink the sub.
imbaldeagle over 12 years ago
Hey, where’d Hoagie go? Anyway, my hero is a poor boy. But I’d as soon eat a torpedo as a sub any day.
J Short over 12 years ago
Those torpedoes aren’t armed.
boff0 over 12 years ago
looks like an explosive school of thought to me!!
celeconecca over 12 years ago
spit balls – mini torpedos
V-Beast over 12 years ago
By the end of the day he is going to go nuclear on them.
Hussell over 12 years ago
Damn the torpedoes!!
blackman2732 over 12 years ago
LOL
Godfreydaniel over 12 years ago
He will teach them sub-sets in math, and the subjunctive mood in grammar, and sub-prime loans in economics!
Mikel Brown over 12 years ago
reminds me of a book many years ago called ‘13 ways to sink a sub.’
Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago
They’ll never see their regular teacher again. The administration found out he eats torpedoes for lunch.
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
The regular teacher was arrested by the DHS for possessing instruments of math instruction
Varnes over 12 years ago
Digital Frog, are you sure it wasn’t math seduction?
konradh over 12 years ago
Does SusanSunshine write this strip now?
iced tea over 12 years ago
“Let’s bomb her!”
Godfreydaniel over 12 years ago
Plus different substances in Chemistry, and how to suborn a ruling regime in Political Science, and he will object to the way the principal subtracts his authority and the government subtracts his paycheck. Now we need some “U-boat” puns……..
lavalamp over 12 years ago
Who left the screen door open?
otforever over 12 years ago
“Yeah, if I get one ping out of this sub, I’m going ballistic!”
Godfreydaniel over 12 years ago
More puns than you can shake a stick at, inspired by today’s strip! Thanks to all of you (and I still want a few “U-boat” puns if anybody has any spare time, lol.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Konrad – I wish!My dream is to find a job that utilises my otherwise under-appreciated…um… talents …. um… gifts ….er…. neurosis.
If I’d gotten here on time to make any comments, I’m sure they’d be just as sub-standard as the rest!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Godfrey —the problem is that there aren’t a lot of homophones for “boats”… and I’m pretty fussy about that…Now, it’s possible that some ancient navies had yew boats, but they wooden be sub standard..that is, they’d be substandard.Even if there were two boats.
Yew was (were?) more commonly in use (yews?) for bows… not boat bows but bows for archers…it’s very flexible… but not flexible enough for wordplay.So, sorry, but I couldn’t nail it.
(OK Susan…. how long can yew stretch this? Time to leaf. )