Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 21, 2015
May 20, 2015
May 22, 2015
Transcript:
To the port, to the port… everything you own in a box to the port…
To the port, to the port… everything you own in a box to the port…
Apparently, that’s Beyonce, singing a parody of her song, “Irreplaceable” …
The lyrics repeat the lines “To the left,To the left…Everything you own in a box to the left…”
(She’s kicking out her boyfriend.)
And these are pirates, see..?On a ship.And on a ship, they say “port” for “left”…. see?
Ow. My head hurts.
Thank you, Great Google, without Whom I wouldn’t have had a clue.
(But… am I better off, knowing, or not knowing?)