Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 16, 2015

Last year’s Saladictorian gave a really lovely commencement a-dressing.

Piquant, with just a touch of sweetness… no cheesy sedimentality…it showed that she was a seasoned speaker.

Oh my, this year’s choice looks a bit green…so young and tender…but I hear he’s got a good head on his shoulders.

In fact, he’s headed for the Mayo Clinic, after he leaves here.

Did you know his father played for Hidden Valley in the 1997 Salad Bowl?

“Fellow graduates…Today is a very special day on the colander. Lettuce always remember….”