Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 09, 2019

Aww, how nice. He looks so natural. :)

Well he said he was gonna return !

Well, he got quite toasted in the Korean war.

“Old toasters never die, they just fade away”

Just ignore him, and he will fade away.

….and right behind him should have been standing Arnold Schwarzenegger.

He once visited the M*A*S*H 4077, a ride by….lol

Duty, Honor, and a 10 Year Warranty.

I thought it was Gomer Pyle!

I wonder how many younger readers don’t get the joke.

I’m pretty sure the warranty has expired on that toaster.

Waaay too many people younger than me will have no idea why this is funny.

I’m 66 years old and I still don’t get it.

At the Cheyenne Old Fashioned Melodrama, the Can-Can from “Orpheus in Hades” returns every night. It’s often back.