So this man goes to a talent booker and tells him he has a talking dog.
Man: What’s on top of a house?
Dog: Roof.
Man: What’s outside a tree?
Dog: Bark.
Man: Who was the greatest baseball player?
Dog: Ruth.
“This is ridiculous. Get out of here.” The booker kicks them both out.
Outside, the dog turned to the man and says, “Maybe I should have said DiMaggio.”
Dan Thompson
So this man goes to a talent booker and tells him he has a talking dog.
Man: What’s on top of a house?
Dog: Roof.
Man: What’s outside a tree?
Dog: Bark.
Man: Who was the greatest baseball player?
Dog: Ruth.
“This is ridiculous. Get out of here.” The booker kicks them both out.
Outside, the dog turned to the man and says, “Maybe I should have said DiMaggio.”