Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 18, 2019

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    pearlsbs  about 5 years ago

    So this man goes to a talent booker and tells him he has a talking dog.

    Man: What’s on top of a house?

    Dog: Roof.

    Man: What’s outside a tree?

    Dog: Bark.

    Man: Who was the greatest baseball player?

    Dog: Ruth.

    “This is ridiculous. Get out of here.” The booker kicks them both out.

    Outside, the dog turned to the man and says, “Maybe I should have said DiMaggio.”

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    “And I work part-time for Bose as a sub-woofer.”

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    tbubble  about 5 years ago

    He’s all bark and no bite.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Arf, arf, arf…..good one! Want to see me play dead now?

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    In other words, he barks a lot.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “Lady and the Bartramp”.

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