Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 24, 2021

She’s beerly aware of the present.

She may live in the pabst but she will go bock to the future.

PBR, the preferred beer of my childhood.

My parents used to bath me in cheap Australian beer.

It wasn’t till I was 18 that I realized I was a Foster’s child.

She was an Olympia girl until she found out why they said it was “their” water.

Two beer, or not two beer, that’s not the question here!

It’s better that these cornball jokes were CANNED. ;D

She always just sitting on her Heineken.

After a recent visit, my wife’s gynecologist told her that her Pabst beer was normal. I think.

At least her collection has won many a Blue Ribbon.

Blue ribbon horse piss.

What if someone had been addicted to other beers – Budweiser, Schlitz, Miller, Hamm’s, etc.?

When I was in elementary school, on field trips we almost always went by the Pabst Brewery on 695. All of us SWORE never to drink that stinky crap! I think I tried it once as a teen and yep, tasted bad as it smelled back then!

I recognize her: she was a swimsuit model for Old Frothingslosh Breweries in the 1970s!

“Oh Bud, weiser men than you have told me worse about their gandmothers.”

She must have a constant headache because that’s all Pabst is good for. Headache in a can.

Blue Ribbon? She’s a winner!

Her husband is older Budweiser.

I don’t know why they gave it a Blue Ribbon. It’s awful beer, imo.

Rim shot – please!

She’s probably old enough to remember when Pabst was a good beer.

she changed to pabsts cause when she went to the beach she kept getting sand in her schlitz !