Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 26, 2022

Groan

Or a little premarital clarinet, according to the poster.

For premarital sax you call slick Willie.

That would clear the room in a jiffy. :P

Sappy sax.

That would definitely ruin MY mood for some post marital sax.

It looks like clarinet instead of sax.

Well, you know what they say: bad sax is better than no sax at all…

I walked out of a Kenny G concert once. Most boring 15 minutes I’ve ever had.

of course, she probably would’ve preferred good premarital sax…

Add some strings and you could have sax and violins.

Don’t tell Squidward. He loves Kenny G.