Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 27, 2022

I don’t believe that elections should ever be sprigged !

It was a free and Scarborough Fair election.

Those two are seasoned vote counters…

That batch will smell nice, at least.

Her salty dialogue was peppered with sarcasm.

“Herb” should know. Or is his name pronounced ‘erb’ ?

Well, I was a “precinct inspector” (lead poll worker) for about ten years, and I’ve never herb of such a thing…

Somebody obviously just mint to spice up the proceedings, but a wild caper like that would get a chili reception from us, and whoever did it would eventually rue the day.

Annatto gonna point fingers, but, sorrel to say, it must be parsley the fault of the precinct clerks there…

Wasabi with you guys? I know it mustard been a mistake, but weren’t you watching your pepper-work?

We always spent a grate dill of thyme, making sure all the bits of pepper were counted, names checked off, lists cumin out even… I don’t think anybody could leaf herbs in our ballot box!

Then again… it’s garden hard to find good precinct workers, willing to put in a 14 hour day plus training… in some places for no pay.

So don’t complain… volunteer!

I know Rosemary. She would never do a thing like that. Those must be somebody else’s sprigs.

Was Visiting The Outer Banks and was at the Scarborough Fair! Such a fun time there!

Now deplorables and TRAITOR Trumputin are going to claim the rlrction was ‘bewitched.’

Vote the Trumplicans out this year and in 2024. The country that you save will be your own. Be well everyone.

I wonder how many candidates who lose their election this November will claim the election was rigged!!!!

Too soon…

No thyme for that, we need to count the ballots!