Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 16, 2022

I don’t want to carp, but why can’t we just do it on the ’net?

Maybe not enough fishermen would catch it.

Or there’s no way to make sure they’re cod-carrying members.

Sorry if I’m being crabby… but it’s a long way to drive just for the halibut,

so I hope there’s a porpoise to it.