Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 16, 2022

You’re in seine.

I don’t want to carp, but why can’t we just do it on the ’net?

Maybe not enough fishermen would catch it.

Or there’s no way to make sure they’re cod-carrying members.

Sorry if I’m being crabby… but it’s a long way to drive just for the halibut,

so I hope there’s a porpoise to it.

What a drag. Doesn’t he get enough of that on the job?

And trust the Gorton’s fishermen?

love susan’s clever comments

I’d suggest to scale back on that.

The topic du jour is also going to be the soup du jour.

serving peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches

The first topic is to stop throwing torn plastic nets overboard. that is the single most devastating item in the ocean today and everyone ignores it. Ban that straw!

Whoa! That was so smooth and normal(?) that, for a few seconds, I forgot to actively look for a pun.

Ahab has a whale of a tale.

i’ve always thought there was something fishy about that conference…