Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 14, 2023

Worcester sauce on cereal? Gag!

That’s your TOLKIEN PUN for today eh? ;D

And, then Lobelia Sackville-Baggins showed up, and the day REALLY went downhill.

Where in the dickens did he come up with this tale of two shires?

He apparently has a Dickens of a time trying to quote Tolkien.

Plus, he’s teaching the little ones to mispronounce Worcestershire and make horrible puns…

I ask you…. are those really good Hobbits?

He’s poking pun and they’re Tolkien it seriously….

I loved it. Made me spit out my Wheat Chex.

In every other English-speaking country, that stuff is pronounced as “Woostasheer Sauce” How did the Yanks manage to mangle it so badly? Listen here: https://youtu.be/oPerqGHwj3k

Ha!

what the dickens? this is a twist

Hobbit Dad Joke

probably should say S. Gamgee on the mailbox since he’s a hobbit known to have children

Ye olde Irish saying…

Making that mix requires the necessary ingredients in the proper proportions… it’s a system of chex and balances.

shire thing, bilbo…

This joke sucks. I’m sorry, I apologize for that, as there is no way any living thing on Earth would consider this a “joke.”

Saucy devils