Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 08, 2023

These days id never find my car without mine.

Click fob button, horn beeps in the distance. Click fob again, horn beeps, this time a little louder and to the left. I call it “playing Marco Polo with my car”.

No fob. No car. No problem.

and now your car is in a container on it’s way to some foreign country.

1 key fob?

Did you tape the spare key under the front wheel well?

I can open my cars with a fob, a phone, a tablet, a key, the buttons on the door frame and a crowbar.

this is a pun on job, right?

When he first bought the car, he asked the dealer:“What’s the Fob For?”.

Just don’t try to fob the blame off on someone else.