Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 18, 2024

It looks like the guy who’s saying the punline is regretting every decision that led him to this point.

Wool is me!

Unable to get good help Farmer Angus eventually had to go with self-shearing sheep.

Booooooooo! : )

That’s shear nonsense.

Is a shearling a fish with wool?

What? … He had baaad shearing.

Someone just had to light the fuse here, huh?

Ah, that old yarn has been spun so many times, it’s hard to believe it anymore.

Training the assistant, Lend an ear and a hand.

On the other hand, guitarist Angus Young of ACDC is 69 and still rocking as hard as ever.

He may have an assistant, but he’s still the shearleader.

That’s very sharp !

He got the idea from the hearing aid with the ear-hair trimming attachment.

Lately Mister Thompsom has been placing a visual clue to the nature of the pun in the background. I don’t see any hearing aids in the picture.

he got the shearing aide ‘cause he’s hard of shearing…

He probably got fleeced, for it.

I wasn’t sure if I should lamb-baste or lamb-poon this one.