there was a pro football player (lance rentzel) who loved to flash gals….
the signs in the crowd on game day said :
“keep in your pants, Lance”
soon after that his best known pass pattern was
She’s heard him talk to his pants too many times, and her world-weariness in words and facial expression shows it.
Pants and shoes aren’t anywhere near as evil as ties. Or high heels. Or other garments that thankfully aren’t worn by people anymore. Or some things in some parts of the world that still are.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Dern pants, always causing trouble!
rayannina over 14 years ago
I’m told Tiger Woods has a similar problem.
zero over 14 years ago
As long as your pants aren’t over the phone…
Dkram over 14 years ago
Depends on the type of explosion your talking about.
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Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
Another “crack” about what happen on Christmas Day. Good thing we can joke about it. Had that went the other way, it wouldn’t have been very funny.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
I knew it!
I knew pants couldn’t be trusted…
catqueen over 14 years ago
I believe it’s the zippers that can’t be trusted.
puddleglum1066 over 14 years ago
If you’re worried about your underwear exploding, just wear a kilt…
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
there was a pro football player (lance rentzel) who loved to flash gals…. the signs in the crowd on game day said : “keep in your pants, Lance” soon after that his best known pass pattern was
down and out
kmcripn over 14 years ago
where’s the color? are we back in kansas?
Varnes over 14 years ago
Some things are inherantly funny. Pants are one… Showman’s motto: “A little somg, a little dance, a little seltzer down the pants”
cleokaya over 14 years ago
I don’t trust pants either. That is why I got rid of them years ago.
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
I can predict the winner of that fight, pants down.
slhansen07 over 14 years ago
I’m surprised that Pam is listening to Brewster talk about his pants, and doesn’t have a more cutting comment than that.
Trebor39 over 14 years ago
What kind do you wear Brewster, “Fruit Of The Boom”?
ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago
Pants are almost as evil as shoes.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
She’s heard him talk to his pants too many times, and her world-weariness in words and facial expression shows it.
Pants and shoes aren’t anywhere near as evil as ties. Or high heels. Or other garments that thankfully aren’t worn by people anymore. Or some things in some parts of the world that still are.
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
Brewster should be nicer to his pants, considering all the support they give him.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 14 years ago
I noticed Brewster & several other color comics are b/w today. And to think I thought they were going to be in HD & 3D
Jonathan Bridge Premium Member over 14 years ago
Can one man and his pair of pants learn to walk together without driving each other crazy?
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 4 years ago
Can’t we all get a loin?