there was a pro football player (lance rentzel) who loved to flash gals….
the signs in the crowd on game day said :
“keep in your pants, Lance”
soon after that his best known pass pattern was
She’s heard him talk to his pants too many times, and her world-weariness in words and facial expression shows it.
Pants and shoes aren’t anywhere near as evil as ties. Or high heels. Or other garments that thankfully aren’t worn by people anymore. Or some things in some parts of the world that still are.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Dern pants, always causing trouble!
rayannina almost 15 years ago
I’m told Tiger Woods has a similar problem.
zero almost 15 years ago
As long as your pants aren’t over the phone…
Dkram almost 15 years ago
Depends on the type of explosion your talking about.
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Lyons Group, Inc. almost 15 years ago
Another “crack” about what happen on Christmas Day. Good thing we can joke about it. Had that went the other way, it wouldn’t have been very funny.
Plods with ...™ almost 15 years ago
I knew it!
I knew pants couldn’t be trusted…
catqueen almost 15 years ago
I believe it’s the zippers that can’t be trusted.
puddleglum1066 almost 15 years ago
If you’re worried about your underwear exploding, just wear a kilt…
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
there was a pro football player (lance rentzel) who loved to flash gals…. the signs in the crowd on game day said : “keep in your pants, Lance” soon after that his best known pass pattern was
down and out
kmcripn almost 15 years ago
where’s the color? are we back in kansas?
Varnes almost 15 years ago
Some things are inherantly funny. Pants are one… Showman’s motto: “A little somg, a little dance, a little seltzer down the pants”
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
I don’t trust pants either. That is why I got rid of them years ago.
mrsullenbeauty almost 15 years ago
I can predict the winner of that fight, pants down.
slhansen07 almost 15 years ago
I’m surprised that Pam is listening to Brewster talk about his pants, and doesn’t have a more cutting comment than that.
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
What kind do you wear Brewster, “Fruit Of The Boom”?
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Pants are almost as evil as shoes.
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
She’s heard him talk to his pants too many times, and her world-weariness in words and facial expression shows it.
Pants and shoes aren’t anywhere near as evil as ties. Or high heels. Or other garments that thankfully aren’t worn by people anymore. Or some things in some parts of the world that still are.
Sherlock Watson almost 15 years ago
Brewster should be nicer to his pants, considering all the support they give him.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I noticed Brewster & several other color comics are b/w today. And to think I thought they were going to be in HD & 3D
Jonathan Bridge Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Can one man and his pair of pants learn to walk together without driving each other crazy?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
Can’t we all get a loin?