Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 07, 2012

You’ll want to check those couch cushions again, Brewster.

Macaroni is perfect as most candidates are pretty cheesy.

… brews, yah, that’s what I’ll have …

Instead of macaroni try using grass roots.

Can we substitute spleen for the missing macaroni?

Change your name to ‘none of the above’ – you’ll win in a landslide

Should have had Alice Otterloop run his campaign. She can work wonders with macaroni.

Actually, “Brews” just might be a winning move (depending on the electorate)!

Remember; Campaign Time=“Where there’s smoke… there may be Mirrors!”

The planets that had their stars taken from them won’t be voting for Dirk

Visit the Planet of the Macaroni People and ask them to work for the campaign.

In your case, it would depend on the market price for Milk Bone Dog Biscuits.

I vote for Wild Turkey 101 myself.

I always vote for brews…….

I’ll vote for brews, make mine Samuel Adams.

It’a all about the future, forget about the pasta

@CoyotyThat’s thinking outside the box!

At one angle the stars spell out “VOTE FOR DIRK.” At another angle, the spell out “GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG.”

OUT… How’s that Dogsniff?

Did he say “POSTER” or “PASTA”? In any event if you’ve run out of macaroni – use your noodle(s).

Best Campaign Platform I’ve ever heard of….COUNT ME IN!!!!