Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 10, 2015

I can’t believe people post these things…

And the aliens invading, are actually taking part in a reality series… “How I Met Your Mothership”…

Our own self-centeredness will be the death of the species yet.

They’re just upset that even with eight tentacles, they have no thumbs.

“It’s taking out my spleen. Better let people know via snapchat.”

The thing is, Agent X, why are you surprised? We’ve known that for years. Why else do selfies exist?

They need a selfie-destruct button.

You don’t suppose we’ll become textinct?

Nice to see Kang making a guest appearance, or is it Kodos?

Several years ago, I came to a four-way stop, and all three of the other drivers were on cell-phones! (No, I wasn’t)

My town is around 2,000, and 50% of drivers are either on their cell phone, illegal for several years now, or texting is happening with half that 50%!! “Smart phones”, and “selfies” are killing Americans, in more ways than one.

The revolution will be…pathetic.