Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 29, 2015

The computer just has a chip on it’s shoulder- it spit one out, the other day.

I remember CRTs from when I was young (er).

Look, computer, you are a TRS-80 and the company that made you is going out of business thanks to the Internet. Wanna try that again?

::cough::Amiga!::cough::My WebOS HP Touchpad is humming very loudly to itself.

Ooh! Now obsolete jokes.

Wasn’t this a plot in “Futurama”?

If it works and not broke ,don’t try and fix it !

I still use a desktop (laptops don’t have the same capacity), but with a flat screen.

There was a time when me and my desktop computer weren’t luddites.

As Queen would say,, “Another one bytes the dust”.

As Brewster would say: “Denial isn’t just a river in Italy”.

Excuse me, Eniac and are perfectly happy. He goes everything I need.

Next Oldbot will recruit a VCR and I’ll be steamed. I prefer its convenience to DVDs.

Season 5 episode 14