Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 13, 2019

He misspelled “Pam”? Or Pamela Mae Snap? I could see Cliff misspelling “Mae”, assuming he even knows it’s her name.

Turnips?? What is up with that?

“Oh sweet Pamm, Please be my Turnip, Beause if you don’t, I’ll de-orbit and Burn up!”

YOU try to rhyme something with turnip!

I like turnips – I’d be OK with a turnip valentine…

Well this comic, has taken a turn-up and went completely out of orbit.

Turnip in a valentine poem? My imagination just went into overload.

Is it common behavior in the US to give Valentine poems to a colleague? Or, would it be considered acceptable, or normal?

It probably says something like, “Don’t turnip your nose to me”.

My love is like a red red turnip / that’s newly sprung in June. (Except turnips are white)

I’d love to see his list of words that rhyme with “turnip.”

How could they be romantic without using the word “turnip?”

Pam darling, I yearn for you to turnip on my doorstep ;-)

“Nice pair o’ turnips you got there.”

Poor guy, he opens up his heart writing her a poem, and all she does is rip the shit out of it and him. Forget about her, look elsewhere for love and she can spend her life alone.

The. Schizo comment is really, really old.