Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 15, 2019

They’re lucky there wasn’t a can opener in the box.

At least she didn’t have the potato peeler or egg timer.

It could be worse, the stormtroopers fortunately had their helmets.

They are also great for handling spaghetti. Or any other noodles.

No nut crackers?

Beaters…not just for beating eggs anymore

Pam has a black belt in culinary martial arts.

no need to pick up their weapons, Pam has salad tongs

Pam & Brewster were always going to be safe. Look at all the movies. Stormtroopers can’t hit the side of a barn.

Dirk’s men have always seemed like vegetables

That’s the power of eating your veg.

If she reaches for the potato peeler, run…!!!

Pam, you are getting me totally turned on with your command of cookware.

What counts is the warrior whose hand holds the tongs, not the tongs in the hand of the warrior.

Anything can be a weapon in the right hands…

I haven’t looked at a spatula the same since I saw “Stripes”…

Irritable Belle strikes!

“I feel so… tossed…”

I wonder what Pam did with the salad tongs to elicit a ‘YIKES!’ …On second thoughts, I don;t want to know!

Don’t make me bring out the turkey baster!

As Clint Eastwood said in Heartbreak Ridge….IMPROVISE! ADAPT! OVERCOME! And boy HOWDY,DOES PAM DO ALL THAT! Must be the PMS!

Legos. Give them Legos. Then they can spend the rest of their lives building their own private Deathstar. https://lego.fandom.com/wiki/10188_Death_Star

Pam, tongs for the mammaries!

Fortunately she’s not wielding the wooden spoon.

Isn’t the Salad Tong a secret society of Chinese vegans?

Hey, random utensils worked pretty well for the Daleks.

She trained with a Tong gang.

Their Codpieces were not Salad Tong resistant.

good thing for them it wasn’t the salad spinner…

The action takes place 0ff-panel, so we can imagine it as we wish or simply realize we can not imagine.