Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 20, 2019

Also, alliteration is always authorative. (The foregoing, however, was not alliterative.)

That’s why Brewster eats green eggs and ham every morning.

You are so wrong, just ask Mr. Armstrong. And just for a grin, check with Buzz Aldrin. Or, go all in, ask Mike Colllins…

“Argue with rhymes? So many times! I’ll go with Reason, whatever the season!”

He lives in a bleeping space station and has been to other planets. How stupid is he? Have I answered my own question?

We should all pause, Google “A Man Named Armstrong”, and sing along with John Stewart and/or Nancy Griffith. It doesn’t prove a thing, but it is a beautiful (but sad) song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaq0NPooPlE

the Johnny Cochran method of courtroom defense thrives

or sibilance: let’s once again assail your ears that the space story is fact

David Niven’s The Moon’s a Balloon is an account of one of the most remarkable lives Hollywood has ever seen.

Only a flake feels the moon landing is fake.

Kubrick’s finest work! Just kidding, that would be “2001” or “A Clockwork Orange”.

That just proves that you should believe in the moon landing, being a loon.

Lunarians can be very stubborn.

If the moon landing were fake, wouldn’t O’dor demand a refund?