Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 18, 2020

Mmmm.. Just like my mom used to make.

OMG! Brewster can always be trusted to make matters worse.

Have you no decency, Brewster? Get him some ice cream instead!

Next Brewster will be trying to butter him up.

That’s really not kosher.

Milk should not be a problem, that is what every cow drinks when they are young.

I was going to bring up veal, but I’ll leave it to someone else. Frankly, too upsetting to my delicate constitution.

This is almost as bad as when the Chicken People found out exactly what had to be cracked to make an omelet.

If drinking milk makes one cannibal, then everyone’s a cannibal.

Cheese it!

ka-shakes

Milk…? The writer didn’t grow up anywhere near a farm, did he?

Dang, Brewster!

One way or the other, we’re going to find out how to make a cow hide.

Brewster will cut the cheese next.

Try to find something that doesn’t have whey in it.

At least you don’t have to kill the cow to get it.

“But you liked it, right? Think about that the next time anyone back home irritates you, how good he might taste…”

And: how much butter and cheese was on that burger?

Wonder which udders he got that milk from

Given that adults cows are lactose intolerant, this may get even uglier.