Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 12, 2020

Are we playing Wheel of Fortune now?

Think he needs to delete a lot of junk in his memory bank.

Why is the doctor asking for the bank password?

I think that’s my problem too. I just don’t know how to delete unnecessary stuff out of it.

Shows how we always keep pop culture standbys in our mind (we will ALWAYS remember the words to Gilligan’s Island), but the IMPORTANT things forever lost (what IS my doctor’s phone number?!!).

Dr Mel looks like he could have a future in making those phishing ’phone calls most people end up getting from time to time.

I can remember all the names of the main actors in The Beverly Hillbillies, but I can barely remember the names of current actors in my favorite shows.

…I like this one…

Heh. Just spent some time deleting 87 GB of files from my main drive… :)

Want to steal the bot’s bit coins, eh, doc?

Aghh…ear worm!!

Perhaps if oldbot gets an iPhone-like upgrade every 2 years…..

This hits a little too close to home.

“They’re two, they’re four, they’re six, they’re eight …”

Sometimes you feel like an oldbot, sometimes you don’t.

Overdrawn at the memory bank.

How about the introduction to the 1950s TV show, “The Adventures of Superman?” “Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings at a single bound…”

When I start my car in the morning I sometimes say: Atomic Batteries to Power Turbines to Speed

Never thought about setting my passwords to music, but it could work.

Short term memory loss is common in American politics.

I thought sure he’d work in “Daisy, Daisy” from 2001.

A radio personality I used to listen to (he retired a few years ago) referred to it as the Disk Full syndrome.

Just watched “Escape from Gilligan’s Island” a few days ago. What a corny movie!

I remember everything – it’s just that I have a random access memory, so no telling when the correct answer will appear – it’s usually at 2 am…

I can remember the theme song to Captain Kangaroo, but I can’t remember why I walked into a room.

Needs to switch to FIFO instead of LIFO memory. (FIFO = First In First Out, LIFO = Last In First Out).

We are ALL Oldbot.

Just so he remembers the important stuff

…That started from this tropic port

Aboard this tiny ship.