Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 16, 2020

Ham it up, Brewster!

Space Trump!

The Captain of the Pigonians is right. It’s not Kosher!

Relations with the Pigonians seem to have gone sow-er. These guys are boars anyway.

Q: What do you call a flying pig?

A: Swine flew.

PIGS IN SPACE!!!!

He’s got a stye in his eye in his sty, aye?

Watch out Brewster, they might be planning a hambush.

They might resort to spam.

If they attack, release the Kracklen!

I wonder what they call their police.

If they were to work for the police on Earth, what would we cal them? Sapiens?

Call for a truce. Make a negotiation with them by offering them a book called To Serve Pig.

At least he didn’t say, “When pigs fly.”

The Pigonians are going to sue-y!

So, when their crew acts bravely in battle, are they awarded pork medallions?

I like that their spaceship is built of bricks, so much sturdier than straw or twigs.

The leader’s name isn’t Kevin, is it?

Bacon!

All the good ones are taken, I won’t boar you with what I got. (I was going to use the “When pigs fly” one.)

Cliff will put a quick end to the Pigonians as soon as he smells bacon.

Just huff and puff and blow his ship down

Freddy Goes To The RU Sirius.

Sui me!

They’ll sus-pend all diplomatic and trade relations.

I’m warning you – don’t truffle with us!

You see a sow’s ear – I see silk purses.

And always remember – two legs good, four legs better.

Meanwhile the crew is all toasty huddled in their blankets.

I never saw a spaceship made of bricks before.

When pigs fly! Ooh, they are.

Some damage was done to their rocket, but fortunately they had some spare ribs.

Well a brick house won’t stand up to a photon torpedo. You are Bacon on Toast!

If only all our enemies were so delicious.

Swine Wars!

If pigs could fly they’d be pigeons, not pigonians.

would like to see a Rip Haywire crossover

You’re making a porcine of yourself.

All of these comments are a big boar.

If the Pigonian leader loses his voice, will he be disgruntled?

First Mate Piggy will not let go of Brewster.

Smoke ’em, Brewster.

Or a pig’s stye? xd!

Must…look…away…too…many…puns… (and I haven’t even made it to Pearls before Swine!)

it’s great to see everyone going whole hog on the comments…

One of the early European American settlers in what would become Minnesota had a nickname of “Pig’s Eye”. He had a tavern, and the settlement was named after him. The settlement was later named Saint Paul.

What?? No Ham radio operators on here?? :)