Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 01, 2021

I would be disturbed to find that Brewster had the legal right to give away Earth.

Forty years ago, when I was in the high school chorus, I sang a song called “Earth Is The Lord’s.”

They also thought that they owned the Brooklyn Bridge.

Ha ha. The joke’s on you, aliens. Brewster has no authority on sole ownership of earth.

Paraphrasing Lisa Simpson: “Oh, great, Brewster, now we’re all slaves.”

Dirk will be quite p-o-ed that somebody got Earth before him.

That Russian guy who invented Tetris, must own most of California.

What goes around comes around. I believe we did the same thing with the American Indians.

Well, the BEMS are certainly welcome to certain portions…

Wait till the aliens see what they ended up with. Poor bast*rds.

“By your agreement to these terms and conditions, we acquire a perpetual, non-exclusive right to use all content which you create, edit or distribute using this software, in any digital or analog format, including images, text or video, on tapes, CD-ROM, disk, cloud storage, or any other medium existing today or created in the future. You further agree that there shall be no further licensing or royalty payments required for us to use the content in any manner which we see fit, including sale of rights to third parties and collection of royalties, in any media existing today or invented in the future.”

Think that’s bad? I haven’t even gotten to the part about binding arbitration yet.

Brewster is just lucky it wasn’t a Micro$oft EULA.

He’d now owe them his firstborn and have a 15 month deadline for Delivery.

Pretty hefty upkeep expenses involved….

He’s right, no one reads them